Staring at Boobs = Longer Life

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years. "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

Why Can't You Buy Cashews in Shells?

Why? It turns out that the cashew shell is toxic.

New Tattoo Ink for Easy Removal

This new ink will allow you to get a tattoo almost without any worry. now if you decide you don't want this tattoo anymore, you can easily have it removed with one simple laser surgery. It only comes in black for now and will only cost you about $50 extra bucks.

Over 300 Ill After Eating at Olive Garden

Haha. Fucking Olive Garden.

The i-Stick for Old People

It's not what you would think when you here i-Stick however this cane will call for an ambulance if the stick has been laying on the ground horizontally for too long.

How Much Smoking Really Coasts

In the United States the average coast of a pack of smokes is about $4.35. If the average smoker smokes a pack a day, he or she will have spent $1,600 on cancer sticks in a year! Ridiculous.

So what would happen if you invested this cancer money? Let me show you.

Scenario #1 - Investing in a money market account with an annual yield of 4%:

Year	Balance
5	$ 9,014
10	$ 19,980
15	$ 33,322
20	$ 49,554
25	$ 69,302

Scenario #2 - Investing in a mutual fund with an annual yield of 8%:

Year	Balance
5	$ 10,138
10	$ 25,033
15	$ 46,920
20	$ 79,079
25	$ 126,331

Wow, don't you smokers feel like ass holes?