Pirate Toaster

It brands your toast with a skull-and-crossbones! Awesome.

Why Can't You Buy Cashews in Shells?

Why? It turns out that the cashew shell is toxic.

Duda Farm Introduces Celery Straws

The perfect accent to your Bloody Mary.

Over 300 Ill After Eating at Olive Garden

Haha. Fucking Olive Garden.