101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

George Carlin is awesome.

The 20 Richest Women in Show Business

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. J.K. Rowling
3. Martha Stewart
4. Madonna
5. Celine Dion
6. Mariah Carey
7. Janet Jackson
8. Julia Roberts
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Jennifer Aniston
11. The Olsen Twins
12. Britney Spears
13. Judge Judy
14. Sandra Bullock
15. Cameron Diaz
16. Gisele Bundchen
17. Ellen DeGeneres
18. Nicole Kidman
19. Christina Aguilera
20. Renee Zellweger

Girls Gone Wild Producer Sentenced

He had to pay $1.6 million and was sentenced to community service Wednesday for filming underage drunken sluts. You know, just the way we like 'em.